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ANNOUNCE THE COMEDY REVUE

YULE LIE, YULE LAUGH, YULE RUB
YO’ BELLY YULE SHAKE
YO’ BOOTY LIKE COLD KY JELLY!

It’s time to start thinking of that special time of year, isn’t it? The time when a certain spirit takes over. The time when words like Bribery, Backstabbing, Deception and Greed spring to mind. Yes, all those moments making the Jolly Holiday Season so stress-free! Now you can have it all by joining Melinda and Angels the Next Generation in our newest comedy music cabaret, ASSSHH*!

ASSSHH!* ? What the ho ho ho is that? It’s the *Angel’s Secret-Santa Survivor’s Holiday Home-game, our play- at-home version of the Melinda’s notorious Frank ‘N Sensitive Comic Christmas Concerts. In *Angel’s Secret-Santa Survivor’s Holiday Home-game, you, the audience, are challenged to survive the Holidays, any way you can!

Of course the infamous bad girl of comedy, chanteuse Melinda E. Pittman and her gaggle of Angels, will entertain you and your houseguests with a plethora of song parodies. Who can resist “Have Yourself a Voyeuristic Christmas”, “Tipper, the Debutante of DC”, “Ding Dongs, Fruity Cakes and Pies”, and “A Ralph in the Land is Worth Gores in a Bush”? But it’s not all song and dance!

At ASSSHH*! guests are prodded by a series of Secret Satiric Holi-dares. You’ll win big if you’re the first to Snitch and Tell in “Big Blabber.” Banishees and recidivists will enlist in the Angels’ Competitive Christmas Caroling Tournament, singing along with Yuletime favorites like ”Hormones We Have Heard on High”, and “Sizemore The Snowjob”. Players who survive will be rewarded with a holiday feasting frenzy, “Let Them Eat Rats”. And during the grand finale, the Angelic Bribal Council might choose you Grand Wiener! Then you’ll be the Angel’s Sole Secret-Santa Survivor!

So, prepare to invade the privacy of your best friends, co-workers and family with Melinda and the Angels in ASSSHH*! This time YOU can host the Angels’ Secret-Santa Survivor Show in your very own living, dining or wrecked room, and give your guests the holiday party that no one can outdo, outwit or outlast.

Let the Reindeer Xmas Games begin with Melinda and the Angels in ASSSHH*!

Contact: Melinda E. Pittman, Phone/FAX (503) 288-5181
Email: AngeltimeP@aol.com